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  • brendavu 3:21 am on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bacon, Barbie, boobs, fake, fat, fuckery, lard, , , Nicki minaj, plastic, sex, , tits, whore,   

    In real life…WE DO HAVE THIS TYPE OF FUCKERY 

     
  • brendavu 5:05 pm on December 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , sex, weirdo,   

    Gonna make a post about…masterbation soon…I wonder why people get confused with how you spell the word…its really masturbation right? -_-

     
    • waterfriend 5:43 am on December 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      THE ANGEL AND THE VAMPIRE
      That evening we went to a park. The full moon was rising in the East, spreading its milky sprays in the whole world. Geeta sat very near, encircling me with her arms, warm and soft, loving and tender. Her lips were nibbling my cheek. A celestial fragrance emanated from her body. We lay down, curling against each other. She removed the buttons of her jacket and I brought my mouth very closed to those soft buttery heaps, when we heard footsteps coming towards us…….
      She bought some fine whisky and we went back home. The maid brought our food and she dismissed her. Sipping the drink and tasting the chicken, no more objectionable to me, we spent a pleasant evening.
      I slept soon. In the dead of night, something was creeping over my body. When I switched on the light, I saw Geeta licking my body, every inch of it, herself stark naked, her breasts full and the nipples erect. My body began to get hotter and hotter. She was lying over my body and almost bit my lips off.
      My stuff stood up like a pillar and went into the tunnel in the valley, as easily, as a sharp knife into the soft cake……

      • Wolfgang 4:00 am on January 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You are very and really right!!! About what? The spelling of the hot word “MASTURBATION” – but only for Women!!!
        Many Greetings and a kiss from Germany!
        Your “Wolfy” Bluesbroker – to reply under “Bluesbroker@gmx.net”!

    • kyoshutsu 1:47 am on January 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      hy girls…

      • Bluesbroker 4:02 am on January 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You are very and really right!!! About what? The spelling of the hot word “MASTURBATION” – but only for Women!!!
        Many Greetings and a kiss from Germany!
        Your “Wolfy” Bluesbroker – to reply under “Bluesbroker@gmx.net”!

  • brendavu 4:40 pm on December 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cocaine, crackheads, disney, dreams, drugs, dwarfs, Fire hydrant, , killer, LL cool J, , mailbox, , mushrooms, Oreo, power rangers, , seven, sex, , Super Mario, twitter, Tyrel_D, , ,   

    Weird,funny,stupid,trippy dreams…WTF?!? 

    “Ummm I dreamed about a walking fire hydrant that pissed on birds and ate puppies…The f*ck?” –Tyrel_D

    Killer FIRE hydrants eh?

    Yup dreams… they either reflect from our imagination or reality,and that dream (quoted from one of my followers on Twitter) has got to be from imagination. It it was reflecting off of reality, then lets hop into Walt Disney’s World when he was on drugs. Take  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs for example does this represent The Seven Stages of Cocaine? Nah who knows if Walt Disney was on drugs,and NO I’m not trying to say people who have weird dreams or daydreams do drugs.

    I’ve had weird dreams before,I’m pretty sure everyone has had one where they got hurt and it felt so real,I got stabbed straight through the heart by some crack head ass b*tch that sh*t was very painful. I’m not too sure if people cry in their sleep but I do,I’ll wake up and have a wet face as if some b*tch put her p*ssy on my face while I was sleeping.I even have some where I’m having sex…jeesus…The other night I had an extremely trippy dream,as if I was high in my sleep or something. I was on some invisible roller coaster or some sh*t like that and it actually felt like my body was levitating up and down.Heres the best part I got thrown into a f*cking Super Mario World stage,I gotta admit that sh*t was fun as hell. I was doing that sh*t that Mario was doing! it was amazing kicking turtles and sh*t,going down green tubes,hitting my head on some damn bricks and sh*t just to collect coins and mushrooms. The part that I hated was when I woke up… man! can you say major headache!

    So as I mentioned the awesome guy Tyrel_D <- (click for his Twitter) this guy was talking about his crazy dream. His sh*t had me laughing for an hour I still laugh and it when I read the story. I’ll post it in his own words right…now

    • Ok…here we go…Im just chillin in my house, watching TV. Hey Arnold was on and Gerald said something, and I hear my oven rumbling
    • So I walk over to my oven, open it up, and find a pig and turkey literally fighting each other to the death…again(both were being cooked)
    • So I standing there thinking “WTF?” and then out of nowhere, a truck crashes through my house and puttys from Power Rangers abduct me
    • As I am being kidnapped, I realize the truck was flying…yes…FLYING! The f*cking truck had wings. And they were bumping LL Cool J…
    • At this point, I kid you not, I got angry and turned Super Saiyan, and f*cked these dudes up…Only for my twin to come out of nowhere…
    • And he basically starts powering up in a DBZ-esque style. Then the n*gga pulls out a sword, points it at me, and I turn into an Oreo…
    • At this point im contemplating eating myself or not…
    • And some dude walks up to me with another sword, says a bunch of BS, and restores me. I stand up only to get crushed by a mailbox…The End.

    So, whats the weirdest dream you ever had? Post a comment or tweet it to me. :] I’d love to get a laugh at it!

     
  • brendavu 5:13 am on December 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Dinosaur, fun, funny, gay, haha, Japanese, Korean, laugh, , Nguyen, no, not funny, penis, , rice, sex, smh, Vietnamese, , ,   

    Dinosaurs,weird sh*t, and masturbation. 

    Alright I was one of those weird ass chics I still am. I talk about random sh*t thats why blogs and twitter fit into my daily life. My birthday week was awesome,Christmas will be too! Ok enough about that. I noticed how every popular Vietnamese person’s last name is Nguyen. People probably are like “How the f*ck do I say this sh*t?” It doesn’t matter just make sure you don’t call that Vietnamese person a Jap,Korean,philli,or malaysian and they’ll never be offended.

    So what’s your favorite dinosaur? Mines is a Muthaf*ckin T-rex yes. :] they make me happy.(I wasn’t lying when I said I was weird) but yes the amazing T-rex. Oh how I love your little arms and your huge head with them thick thighs. I always wondered…if a T-rex could masturbate…how could they do it? I mean is that why they are always shouting and being angry? I know no damn female dinosaur wanna hop on that,and the muthaf*cka can’t even hit it from the back because he don’t got nothin to hold on to he’ll just f*ckin fall. I know T-rex’s be getting sexually frustrated…I would be too if I had some little ass arms and couldn’t reach down to my crotch area,and what makes it worse is that I can’t even fuck anything…smh they must have been some depressing ass creatures…”RAHAHHHARR!! SOMEONE FUCK MEHH!!! RAAWRWRR!!! I CAN’T REACH MY DIIICCK!!! WTFFF!!!” Gettin mad and sh*t.

    Exactly.

     
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